Classic WoW leveling has no place for fairy tales. Douglas Gordon, 48, announced to his long-suffering wife and twelve children that he would be withdrawing from the ‘World First Race to 60‘. Method (the top-tier guild covering the sadistic race individuals are undertaking) has been informed and is “devastated” to hear the news of another…
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Young Man Concerned Classic WoW Will Be Bad For “Hardcore” Gamers Like Himself
Welcome to ‘Wait, What? Wednesdays’, our weekly satire article! While many hopeful players are stressing about the final testing and August 27th/28th launch date, hardcore gamer Cody Koplin, age 18, is worried about how Classic WoW will coddle gamers. Vanilla Together visited this long-time player who fell in love with World of Warcraft in 2014…